PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then